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a·rouse (-rouz)
v. a·roused, a·rous·ing, a·rous·es
v.tr.
1. To awaken from or as if from sleep.
2. To stir up; excite: The odd sight aroused our curiosity. See Synonyms at provoke.
3. To stimulate sexual desire in.

Impressively Gross

These are Grrrrr-RRRR-rrreat...

Deceptively Old-Looking

Paris Hilton Movie?

Aww and a Half

Politic-Artoons

The Pale Force used to air as a segment on Conan O'Brien. I didn't know that, but this gem is good enough that I'd believe its blurb.

Rosario

I like Rosario Dawson, Gemini Division took a little too long for me to get into. But it's short.

The Fashion Team

The Fashion Team.... ever think you're too judgmental? (A judgment, I know) These people take it to a new level. In this episode, they blow their other features, and critique the celebs at the Teen Choice Awards. A lot of the criticism is that people are wearing stuff that's 'too old' for them. What do teenagers do besides try to look older?

Go watch The Tick

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Recently, after seeing The Dark Knight, the friends I was riding home with suggested that
(Batmanuel fromThe Tick, a great program) should make an appearance in the next Batman. There is a tie-in, Nestor Carbonell, is already in The Dark Knight, he's the mayor, with the eyeliner.

Wallace and Gromit

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This day of summer was on the money. Just shorts, but a nice surprise.

Olympics! Let's Go!

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The Practice

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Remember the 90's, when everyone wanted to be a lawyer? Real drama was lawyers debating cases, setting precedents and really poking around in societies moral fiber. The Practice takes me back to the time before marathoning seasons on DVD, check it out, bite off a morsel of story without buying a whole cow.

More Tunes - Ignore Kiefer

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Hops

Note: these may be worth clicking the "Watch in Hi Res" button, on the bottom right of the screen when you mouse over it, if you've got the power.


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Nice to see people that can really Jump High.

Dead Ringers from China

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You guessed it, The Today Show, broadcasting from China, seems to have hit some censorship from the Chinese Government. *this assumption gives them some benefit-of-the-doubt which they may or may not deserve.
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Puppy Clones
Some hypothetical interviewing by Matt Lauer, set to the music of Daft Punk and Kanye
8/8/08 really is a lucky day, click on any of them from today, you'll find something to laugh out loud about....

Summer Kitchen

This thing is porn for anorexics.

80's

This group is pretty hip. Although they do affirm that the 80's have fully crept up on us.

Nashville Star

This guy didn't win, but the original songs on Nashville Star are worth a look, spoiler though, if you were ever planning on purchasing the 6th season, 2008 was a great year for country reality.

Sad Reality

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Ever think, 'I could make a reality show, it looks so easy?' It's easy to get wrapped up in the idea that your life would be interesting for viewers. Don't give in. Behold: Sunset Tan, a non-interesting look at some people. However, it gets 'Battle of the Bods' type spectacle points.

Not what I thought...

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Snapped, from the Oxygen Network, was not what I had expected to see when I clicked the link. What do you think?

Spoiled! It's a news show that does mini episodes of investigative journalism on cases where women have "Snapped" and killed their husbands. Check it.

I was Attacked By The Show

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G4's Attack of the Show has an "After Dark" section that rivals the classic (only viewed by my generation on the Game Show Network) Match Game PM.

They have one section of their section "After Dark," called In Your Pants. Hosted by Anna David:
The most humorous part is how sexually aggressive she is in going after people that are insecure enough to want sex advice.

Hard to search for, as it's already in the category of After Dark, I suggest just popping "attack of the show in your pants" into the hulu search bar, in fact I recommend putting that into any search bar..

Mad-Men

This series has been getting a lot of buzz from critics, and got a bunch of Emmy noms. Worth a check out.